The Collective | Members
// Foreign bastard
Founding member of The Bastard Collective. Russian correspondent and definitely not a spy.
// Paranoid bastard
Deliberately anonymous. The only member of The Collective who is AWAKE. Open your eyes sheeple.
MC Toxic Shock
// Microscopic bastard
Musical lead and viral sensation. Enjoys beats with the dirtiest bass in, lives in your dirtiest basin.
// Long bastard
An absolutely gross specimen. Correspondent for internal affairs. Deeply unconvincing outfit.
// Successful bastard
Self-made millionaire and economics expert. Often found in conference centre bathrooms with a little bag.
Sir Hugo St. John OBE
// Rural bastard
The latest of an illustrious line of bastards. Sickened by the last 200 years of progress. COMING SOON.
// Booking bastard
Improviser with The Oxford Imps and manager for the Collective. Organises logistics, bookings and shit.